Typical answers to How are you? – How do you do?

POSITIVE    
Fine!
I'm fine, thank you.
Just fine, thanks.
Doing fine, thank you. And you?
Fantastic!
Wonderful!
Great!
I'm doing great!
Alright
Ok
Good!
Pretty good
Not bad!
Cool!
Can't complain!
I'm doing well.
Couldn't be better.
Lovin' life.
Life's great.
Alright.
It's Friday!
Hangin' in there.
Super!
Terrific! Yourself?

NEGATIVE
Not too well!
Had better days!
So, so!
Not so great.
Like I just got run over by a truck
Icky.
Today's not my day.
Fine, I guess...
It's Monday.
Been better.
Lousy.
I'm doing lousy
I'm up to my eyeballs in work.
Very sleepy
Tired
Sleepy
Who cares?
Who wants to know?
Busy...
Getting by
None of your business

English Jokes

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"

"But why," demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before, "did you break into the same store three nights running?"

"Well, Judge, it's like this," was the reply. "I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice."

Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?"

"Well, I see thousands of stars."

"And what does that mean to you?"

"Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?"

"To me, it means someone has stolen our tent."

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

Bingo de Halloween en Inglés

Aquí os traigo un bingo ilustrado para secundaria. Suele funcionar muy bien en cualquier nivel. Lo malo es que sólo se puede usar una semana concreta.